Vote on Tuesday and you can get the following free stuff (I am mapping out my day already):
Free Coffee from Starbucks
Free Doughnuts from Krispy Kreme
Free Ice Cream from Ben and Jerry’s
Free Press from a government that knows that you put them in office and you can take them out of office.
Free Education, which is better if you hold your school board accountable.
Dare I hope…. Free universal health care?
According to USA Today, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Now, I am wondering, if starbucks is giving away coffee, does this mean that they are socialists, redistributing the bean-wealth?
Just to be safe, I am voting for wildfire!
All I know is that I voted early, but I saved my sticker! I plan to cash in on all that my capit-ocialist democracy has to offer.
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